NPR has a weekly news/quiz show called “Wait Wait Don’t
Tell Me” which is highly entertaining- I subscribe to the podcast version [itms link]. One recent show had a question about Time
Magazine naming “You” the 2006 Person of the Year, 
and one of the guests
quipped, “I will send a genuine United States Dollar Bill to anyone who puts that on his resume."
I
thought that was a fantastic idea- I would contemplate trying it. You're either in great shape or totally screwed, I bet.