Reading Dale Tafoya's Bash Brothers: A Legacy Subpoenaed which has been fantastic so far, and I'm finding out all kinds of things about Jose Canseco. Like, did you know Dave Parker said about him at one point, "That man is illegal."
Awesome.
What really has me going, though, is that at some point Canseco set up a 900 number where he would record a message every DAY, and you could call in and 900-234-JOSE would give you daily updates on the mundanities of his life.
If only there had been the internet.